Chuck ipsum. Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, >> Richard Simmons...

> There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once tried to
> wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the
> back of his own head. Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the
> world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to
> quell his heartburn. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you
> may be only seconds away from death. Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
> Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real
> charger instead of just a USB cord Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a
> spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking
> over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it
> was Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger"
> and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.
> There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.